thought I was gonna have to crawl under the the door open slowly so the hinges didn’t squeak and Id get plaster raining on top of me like the twitter people but its been so nice here youre all so friendly just like the screenshots
it was kind of like a spiral getting more desperate having to go through increasily intense mouse traps set by admins but here you just leave out bowls of rat food until we acclimate
We’re all just looking for somewhere to chill and be entertained. Welcome!
People are calling Ken a trophy husband but forget he has a LOW volume of clothes and nice shoes. Clothes he has to share with 2-7 other men (and Allen). Barbie is not buying that Guy a 20-Carat diamond ring or convertible sports car to keep him around.
Not a kept man, but a couch surfer that is able to bum rides to the beach (affectionate) bc he’s got good vibes and no job and is polite to Barbie’s 20 other female friends and Midge
twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right
